BB Fantasy Football Coach’s Tee – Orc Meme Shirt (“One Does Not Simply..”)
One does not simply… play it safe in fantasy football.
Featuring the battle-hardened Orcomir, this tee is for coaches who’ve watched a sure touchdown trip over a rogue blade of grass. Bold, gritty, and 100% relatable, it’s the perfect armour for game day, trash talk, or just reminding the competition that going for it is a risky business.
Get it now before your next kick-off from the NMD Hoard shop.
Available in sizes S – 3XL
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
What Sizes are Available?
Available in sizes S – 3XL
How do I know what size will fit me?
To check which size is best for you, follow the steps below and compare the size to table;
1. Lay your favourite T-shirt down flat
2. Measure across one side, under the arms
3. Check the size chart to match your size
4. Choose the size with the higher number
5. Please note: measurements can vary within +/- 2-2.5cm, this is within Gildan’s accepted tolerance.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | |
| Width (cm) | 41 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| Length (cm) | 66 | 71 | 74 | 77 | 79 | 83 | 85 |
*Measurements are on flat garment.
Are they unisex, men’s, or women’s fit?
NMD Hoard shirts are all inclusive! Where your fandom with pride.
How are the designs applied (screen print, DTG, embroidery)?
NMD Hoard designs are printed directly to the garment.
How should I wash and care for my t-shirt?
To care for your shirt;
- Wash inside out
- Cold Machine Wash
- Do Not Tumble Dry
- Iron Inside Out
- Do Not Dry Clean
- Wash with like colours
Do you ship internationally?
If you are an overseas buyer, please contact us at info@nmdhoard.com.au, and we will assist you.



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