Coach & DM Tee – “If at First You Don’t Succeed, Change the Dice”
Blame the dice. It’s tradition.
Perfect for tabletop gamers who know that when things go wrong, it’s obviously the dice’s fault—and a new set might just change your luck.
Disclaimer:
Wearing this shirt will not improve your dice rolls, summon crits, or protect you from natural 1s. It may, however, boost table presence, intimidate your dice into behaving (no promises), and earn you nods of solidarity from fellow unlucky adventurers.
Roll responsibly. Blame in style.
Get it now before your next game at the NMD Hoard shop.
Available in sizes S – 3XL
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
What Sizes are Available?
Available in sizes S – 3XL
How do I know what size will fit me?
To check which size is best for you, follow the steps below and compare the size to table;
1. Lay your favourite T-shirt down flat
2. Measure across one side, under the arms
3. Check the size chart to match your size
4. Choose the size with the higher number
5. Please note: measurements can vary within +/- 2-2.5cm, this is within Gildan’s accepted tolerance.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | |
| Width (cm) | 41 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| Length (cm) | 66 | 71 | 74 | 77 | 79 | 83 | 85 |
*Measurements are on flat garment.
Are they unisex, men’s, or women’s fit?
NMD Hoard shirts are all inclusive! Where your fandom with pride.
How are the designs applied (screen print, DTG, embroidery)?
NMD Hoard designs are printed directly to the garment.
How should I wash and care for my t-shirt?
To care for your shirt;
- Wash inside out
- Cold Machine Wash
- Do Not Tumble Dry
- Iron Inside Out
- Do Not Dry Clean
- Wash with like colours
Do you ship internationally?
If you are an overseas buyer, please contact us at info@nmdhoard.com.au, and we will assist you.
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